Bloop Bloop Goes The Poop
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Ryan, remembering that it sometimes hurts when he goes to the bathroom, ends up with many stomach aches and is afraid to use the toilet, until he goes to the doctor and learns how to make his stools softer.
(Almost) Everything Poops by Jeff Whitcher is a refreshingly unconventional and humorous take on one of the earliest and most important life lessons taught to children. Geared toward the pre-preschool crowd, this interactive and delightfully simple book is part educational, part comical and 100% silly!
Many people say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover”. That saying definitely doesn’t apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?
Uses the concept of being a pirate to illustrate step-by-step instructions for potty training for boys, in a text that includes a punch-out pirate hat and stickers which can be used as rewards.
Have a little fun with Poop Peggy and her friends go to an all-you-can-eat party. Read along as each kid "poops" out all different kinds of wacky foods. Can your kid guess all of these funky "P" themed foods before they're completely "pooped" out? Enjoy this cute story and laugh together with your kid! Learn more about Poop Join Professor Poop as he lectures about the shapes and colors of Good Poop and Bad Poop. Help your child have an interest about his own Poop. Your kid will learn to tell a parent or guardian when his or her Poop is out of the ordinary!
I Like Poop is a joke book. Much like George Carlin's Brain Droppings, it critiques several societal norms. It is likely the most offensive book you'll ever read. I Like Poop plays Devil's advocate to poke fun at women, abortion, tragedy, race, and a little religion too! It's only a hundred pages long, why not give it a quick read?
This delightful and funny book will help your child get ready for doing number twos on the loo or potty. Perfect if your child is showing concern about transitioning out of nappies or diapers. This encouraging story shows how they can become a 'big kid' and that there is nothing to be afraid of. Full of colourful, fun illustrations and written in verse, this is a favourite for children and parents alike.