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The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
A non-fictional, humorous look at the human body. This set contains the Holes in Your Nose, The Gas We Pass, All About Scabs, Everyone Poops.
Engulfed in anxiety, frustration and constant constipation, Henrietta Martha James spends her time writing angry letters to Taro Gomi, the acclaimed author of “Everyone Poops.” She is demanding a formal apology...an explanation...the possibility of rewrites...or at least a change to the title of his book because she, Henrietta, does not poop. Well, not like “everyone” does.Growing up with an illness that doctors struggle to diagnose, Henrietta constantly hears how she is “supposed” to be, while discovering that “normal” does not apply to her – at least not the way her body works. A humorous and painful real-life journey into the world of digestive disorders, her story brings to light one of life's dirty little secrets. Not Everyone Poops.
For the little ones just discovering the contents of their diapers and nappies, the bigger ones needing reassurance that their most mysterious bodily function is as natural as can be, and the biggest ones who still hold a fondness for toilet humor, Everybody Poops! is piled high with bold and audacious illustrations.
There is a plague sweeping across the country that no one wants to talk about... and that is the sheer number of stinky drawers we have to trash because we had a doo doo butter explosion in our pants. Sure, everybody poops... but at least once in a lifetime, everyone poops in their pants too. Enjoy the stories and the poop activities... share with your kids if you want to, but remember, this book is intended for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Get the special hardcover edition right here: http: //www.lulu.com/content/hardcover-book/everybody-poops-in-their-pants/17310864
FUNNY GAG NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A PERFECT GIFT!This hilarious, bold and unique notebook is just what you need to stay inspired for life, while also letting everyone around you know that you really don't care. This booklet is perfect for keeping around the house, putting on your desk for everyone to see at work, or even to pass along as gift to a friend or coworker.Heck, on top of all of that, it even mores for a great journal to take notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. Throw one of these copies around the work office and see how many people get a good laugh out of it.Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this funny, inspirational, and motivational booklet that is perfect for everyday life, school, to-do lists, and pretty much any other component of life.SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 PagesCOVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Order your copy today, and show the world you really don't care.
The diversity and differences are explained in a fun and easy way in this book, this book is not only interesting for children, but it is also fun for grownups to read it with their kids. Diversities and differences must not separate us from each other, it must not be a cause for the racists and haters to hate. Our skin color, our language differences, and our cultural differences are the exact points that make this earth so diverse and nice. We all together say no to racism!
With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps?...All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad...the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?
Want more fascinating facts about poop? We've got a new book! Check out Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: Astounding Fecal Facts from a Day in the City from author Deuce Flanagan on Amazon today. ONCE UPON A TIME . . . . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does--but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids' book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What's the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?