Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
Release :2015-03-03
Total pages :240
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9781101631508

During the course of living (mumble, mumble) years, Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom,* (*actual wisdom not guaranteed) and he is eager to pass it on—to the next generation, the generation after that, and to those idiots who make driving to the grocery store in Florida a death-defying experience. In brilliant, brand-new, never-before-published pieces, Dave passes on home truths to his new grandson and to his daughter Sophie, who will be getting her learner’s permit in 2015 (“So you’re about to start driving! How exciting! I’m going to kill myself”). He explores the hometown of his youth, where the grown-ups were supposed to be uptight fifties conformists, but seemed to have a lot of un-Mad Men-like fun, unlike Dave’s own Baby Boomer generation, which was supposed to be wild and crazy, but somehow turned into neurotic hover-parents. He dives into everything from the inanity of cable news and the benefits of Google Glass (“You will look like a douchebag”) to the loneliness of high school nerds (“You will never hear a high school girl say about a boy, in a dreamy voice, ‘He’s so sarcastic!’”), from the perils of home repair to firsthand accounts of the soccer craziness of Brazil and the just plain crazy craziness of Vladimir Putin’s Russia (“He stares at the camera with the expression of a man who relaxes by strangling small furry animals”), and a lot more besides. By the end, if you do not feel wiser, richer in knowledge, more attuned to the universe . . . we wouldn’t be at all surprised. But you’ll have had a lot to laugh about! From the Hardcover edition.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release :1991
Total pages :179
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780449905876

"Just the ticket for the '90s." SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE If you're too young for a nursing home yet too old to be a rock star, if your marriage is as exciting as scraping grass off the lawnmower blades, then this hilarious book by Pulitzer-Prize-winning columnist and author is for you. Put on your protective eyewear and take a probing look inside your increasingly Spam-like body at: The Midlife (Yawn) Marriage; Wise Financial Planning for Irresponsible Scum Such as Yourself; Sex After 40 (or, Sex? After 40?), and other harsh, but amusing realities that leave you laughing, crying and drooling.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release :2010-09-29
Total pages :224
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780307758682

"RELENTLESSLY FUNNY . . . BARRY SHINES." --People A self-professed computer geek who actually does Windows 95, bestselling humorist Dave Barry takes us on a hilarious hard drive via the information superhighway--and into the very heart of cyberspace, asking the provocative question: If God had wanted us to be concise, why give us so many fonts? Inside you'll find juicy bytes on How to Buy and Set Up a Computer; Step One: Get Valium Nerdstock in the Desert; Or: Bill Gates Is Elvis Software: Making Your Computer Come Alive So It Can Attack You Word Processing: How to Press an Enormous Number of Keys Without Ever Actually Writing Anything Selected Web Sites, including Cursing in Swedish, Deformed Frog Pictures, and The Toilets of Melbourne, Australia And much, much more! "VERY FUNNY . . . After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of the book as a kind of screen saver for your brain." --New York Times Book Review

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Wings
Release :1998-08-01
Total pages :372
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 0517203553

Collects the humorist's views on the problems of everyday life from "Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex," "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex," "Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead," and "Claw Your Way to the Top"

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Release :2010-12-29
Total pages :304
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780307758729

Yet another collection of Barry wit and wisdom by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and the author of Dave Barry Turns 40.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release :2010-07-28
Total pages :224
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780307758675

"One of the funniest peole ever to tap tap on a PC." PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER Not since George Bush's memorable dinner with the Japanese prime minister has the Land of the Rising Sun seen the likes of a goodwill ambassador like Dave Barry. Join him as he belts out oldies in a karaoke bar, marries a geriatric geisha girl, takes his first bath in public, bows to just about everyone, and explores culture shock in all its numerous humorous forms, including: Failing to Learn Japanese in Only Five Minutes (Or: "Very Much Good Morning, Sir!") ; Humor in Japan (Take My Tofu, Please!); Sports in Japan ("Yo, Batter! Loudly Make it Fly!"), and more.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release :2010-07-28
Total pages :304
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 0307758753

When Dave Barry is on the loose, no one is safe! What Dave Barry did for the men’s movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for . . . everything in America. The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on: Football—Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform “the wave.” Sailing—There’s nothing quite like getting out on the open sea, where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land, and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea, such as death by squid. Gambling—Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, “Thank You for Not Smoking.” The best you can hope for is, “Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck.” “The good news: he’s funny as ever. The bad news: the book is only 304 pages.”—Los Angeles Daily News

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Outlet
Release :1994
Total pages :485
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 051711870X

Collects the humorist's views on the problems of everday life from "Dave Barry talks back," "Dave Barry turns 40," and "Dave Barry's greatest hits"

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Release :2010-12-29
Total pages :224
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780307778048

From the Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist comes a celebration of the aging process. Not just Dave's, but that of the whole Baby Boom Generation--those millions of us who set a standard for whining self-absorption that will never be equaled, and who gave birth to such stunning accomplishments as Saturday Night Live!, the New Age movement, and call waiting. Here Dave pinpoints the glaring signs that you've passed the half-century mark: - You are suddenly unable to read anything written in letters smaller than Marlon Brando. - You have accepted the fact that you can't possibly be hip. You don't even know if "hip" is the right word for hip anymore, and you don't care. - You remember nuclear-attack drills at school wherein you practiced protecting yourself by crouching under your desk, which was apparently made out of some kind of atomic-bomb-proof wood. - You can't name the secretary of defense, but you can still sing the Mister Clean song. So pop open a can of Geritol®, kick back in that recliner, grab those reading glasses, and let the good times roll--before they roll right over you! From the Trade Paperback edition.

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release :2017-04-27
Total pages :378
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 153988659X

A humorous,erotic,hard sci-fi novel. 5 stories spanning 173 years in the life of a town. Along the way,learn how we evolved from the BigBang,have a laugh and discover your own plane ofthought. There's plenty of wacky humour in the text andquotes on each page so you're never far from alaugh. There are explicit descriptions of sexual acts andadult language but the main thrust is science andpersonal relationships. There are lessons on cosmology in the town'suniversity which will amaze you. There are personal relationships that will get youthinking. This book could actually happen and it explainshow. It's the ideal companion whose last chapter hasthe author describing the writing of the book to youand explains how he wants it to be different fromanything else you've ever read. It certainly is.Should this book fail to make youexamine your own plane of thought....nothing will.