You're Only Old Once!
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Release :2009-01-27
Total pages :48
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 0375958908
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Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others

You're Only Old Once!
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Turtleback
Release :1986-02-01
Total pages :45
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 061300051X
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For use in schools and libraries only. Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others.

You're Only Old Once!
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Incorporated
Release :1986
Total pages :45
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 0394553950
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Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others

You're Only Old Once!
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
Release :2013-11-05
Total pages :48
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780385379502
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Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for old souls, kids at heart, and absolutely anyone dreading their annual checkup. You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in! The Doctor is in! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

Suddenly Senior
Author : Tom Hay
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
Release :2016-09-08
Total pages :224
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9781783729319
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"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." —John MendozaYou might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle, and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns, and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment" down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle.

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Author : Mary McHugh
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release :2009-01-01
Total pages :144
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780740789472
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A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: * Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter?" * Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. * Yelled at news anchors on television. * Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him!

The Cat in the Hat: Read & Listen Edition
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Release :2013-09-24
Total pages :72
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780385372114
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Join the Cat in the Hat as he makes learning to read a joy! It’s a rainy day and Dick and Sally can’t find anything to do . . . until the Cat in the Hat unexpectedly appears and turns their dreary afternoon into a fun-filled extravaganza! This beloved Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss, which also features timeless Dr. Seuss characters such as Fish and Thing 1 and Thing 2, is fun to read aloud and easy to read alone. Written using 236 different words that any first or second grader can read, it’s a fixture in home and school libraries and a favorite among parents, beginning readers, teachers, and librarians. Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

The seven Lady Godivas
Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Inc
Release :1987-08-12
Total pages :80
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : UOM:49015002957711
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A tongue-in-cheek reworking of the legends of Lady Godiva and Peeping Tom, in which the seven Godiva sisters vow not to wed until each has discovered a new Horse Truth of benefit to all mankind

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Author : Mary McHugh
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release :2009-01-01
Total pages :144
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 9780740788659
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We can't stop the aging process, but with the help of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady, we can at least not act older than our age. Author Mary McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of things not to do to stave off little old ladyhood. Illustrated with the humorous line art of Adrienne Hartman, this little book reminds us not to boil our vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up our sleeve, or dye our own hair and think nobody can tell.

The Joys of Getting Older
Author : Thomas Senior,Cindy Senior,Cindy Oldham
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release :2000-04
Total pages :120
Language : EN, FR, DE, ES
ISBN : 0740708864
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